Wednesday, July 30, 2008

*Sigh* This is why I do what I do.

From Atheist News

A comment from a Christian who believes he has disproved Evolution:

i saw on your blog that you like to talk about the religion of evolution and trick people by using big words and pretending that science actually proves evolution. I dont know any science or anything and even i know evolution isnt real. for one it isnt in the bible the bible said god made everything in 6 days, not millions of years. second, when we go to the zoo we cant talk to monkies, if we used to be monkies why cant we talk to them? three, how could a monkey become a person over billions of years when they dont live that long? AND why are there still monkies if they turned into people? five, even darwin said he was wrong. on his death bed he converted to christianity and said evolution was a hoax. If there is any science that makes it look like evolution is real then it has to be either a hoax by EVILutionists or put there by god to find out who believes in him.

I hope that after reading my questions you will see that evolution cant be true and people dont come from monkies. i will pray to god asking him to make you think like me.

Part Deux:

firstly i didnt give you permission to put my email on your blog. teh email copyright is owned by me and i will talk to my solisitor about making you take it down.

And no im not joking, you know im right thats why you didn't answer. If we used to be monkies we should be able to talk monkey. its like if a french man becomes american he can still talk french, its called logic. also on tv a scientist says crocodiles havnt changed for million of years. if evolution was true they would be able to fly by now or talk or grow fur or invent things. if evolution happens why didnt it make crocodiles better?

the devil tricked you into believing you are from mud to take you away from god. Why would you want to be from mud and monkies when you have the option to be from gods hand? If you just stop thinking the bible makes sense and you dont have to worry about anything. If you just stop trying to find things out and accept gods word jesus will forgive you.

i thing you should watch expelled by ben stein. It shows how science is from the devil and good christians are being fired from jobs because atheists know they have the truth. evolution believers know its evil and from the devil, and thats why they are frighetened of christianities real sciense




AIGBusted said...

Pretty funny stuff. You should check out my blog, "Answers in Genesis BUSTED!"


Harris said...

Are you serious? Someone actualy sent you this email? HAha. Thats pretty funny. I gotta know, did you b other with trying to send a reply?

Anonymous said...

LOL You can't argue with cold hard logic!

My ancestors were Dutch, French, German, Irish and Scottish, so I should be able to speak French, English, Dutch, German, Gaelic and Welsh! I need to put that down on my resume! I is multilingual!

Alan said...

Come on, you have to share your responses!


John said...

"If you just stop thinking the bible makes sense and you dont have to worry about anything. If you just stop trying to find things out and accept gods word jesus will forgive you."

Quite possibly the best statement a Christian has ever given.

Inqoinf said...

I love how Christians think they know something that other don't but when they try to articulate it they just come of as the biggest dumb asses in the world.

LOLZ to that e-mal